My Salvation Army buddy and coworker, Bridget,
Have some news for you regarding a widget.
The day has come, where we're climbing the ladder,
We got Blackberry's! But, really, does it matter?
We thought it was fun to get these new little things,
But now we're always available. Those emails. Those rings!
Oh well. We're working women for goodness sake.
And we're celebrating with Bridget's Blackberry Cake.