February 5, 2010
I write to inform you that you're presence will not be needed on Saturday. Fun and messy as you are, you have worn out your welcome. I think the rest of the North East agrees with me. Thank you for your willingness to coat the streets of Manhattan in white so we can slip and slide on the black ice the following morning. What would we (and our once straightened and now frizzy snow covered hair) do without you?
Until next winter,